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"HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch) 03/27/2015 at 17:34 • Filed to: caption contest

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Bonus points for guessing the vehicle.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:36

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current gen-unimog?

HammerheadFistpunch > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/27/2015 at 17:37

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yup, well played.

HammerheadFistpunch > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:37

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I should buy a boat

WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:37

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"If this steering wheel were any closer, it would drive me nuts!"

Funktheduck > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:37

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Did I flush before I left her place this morning? Eh, who cares? I'm never calling her back.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:37

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Don't these have an Osh-Kosh built push button transmission now?

HammerheadFistpunch > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/27/2015 at 17:38

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not sure, to be honest, I don't really know much about the new ones.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:39

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me neither.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:40

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MB Unimog

"The snorkels and under coating were totally worth it."

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:41

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Those kids had it coming. Tryin' to tell me that Santa isn't real

HammerheadFistpunch > WesBarton89 - The Way to Santa Fe 03/27/2015 at 17:42

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followed up with a hearty "ARRRRR"

jkm7680 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:43

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*Slowly runs over body, then slowly reverses over the body. Repeat x10*

HammerheadFistpunch > jkm7680 03/27/2015 at 17:45

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all the while thinking

"Was today the day they are doing that deal at Ihop?"

jkm7680 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:46

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"I really hope I didn't miss that."

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:48

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"This automatic transmission makes killing hookers so much easier!"

misfitmascots > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 17:52

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Damn that fat smells like tacos........Wtf did I have tacos?

misfitmascots > misfitmascots 03/27/2015 at 17:52

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Fart

Tapas > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 18:06

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Oh...wait so this is just Veteran's Day? Not Scare the Veterans Day?

Damn it!!

Cé hé sin > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/27/2015 at 18:07

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It's got one of these. Merc give it their own name but that doesn't mean they necessarily make it.

It's a pneumatically operated automated manual, same kind of arrangement they use on their heavy trucks.

R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Cé hé sin 03/27/2015 at 18:11

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But where is it????

MysticStick > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 18:29

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'I think I lost them...'

HammerheadFistpunch > MysticStick 03/27/2015 at 18:29

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World slowest pursuers

MysticStick > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 18:31

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Or... Maybe they got horribly stuck trying to follow Unimog man!

Cé hé sin > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet 03/27/2015 at 18:31

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Attached electronically to that lever? No, I don't know what the buttons on top do.

RockThrillz89 > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 18:37

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"No problem I tell them. I'm a FedEx driver, I will deliver anywhere I says. I'll find that nomadic caravan in the middle of the barren tundra no prob. No package is too difficult."

Pitchblende > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 18:53

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"What the modelling agency doesn't realise is that I can't actually drive."

As for the vehicle? Pretty sure that's not a Lambo, dude.

cornerslide > HammerheadFistpunch 03/27/2015 at 19:28

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My hemorrhoids hurt so bad I may never eat again.